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Mistaken Identity
After years of frustration, the Smiths had no children and decided to use a proxy father to start their family. On the day the proxy father was to arrive, Mr. Smith kissed his wife and said, “I’m off. The man should be here soon”. Half an hour later, just by chance, a door-to-door baby photographer…
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Awesome Single Woman’s Prayer Raises Awareness and Gratitude
Single women everywhere, take this prayer to heart about living the single woman’s life. Memorize these truths about finding the perfect man, and you will be grateful for staying single. Now that I lay me down to sleep, Don’t send me any more creeps. Please just send me one good man, P.S. One without a…
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10 Funny Dog Property Laws Written By a Dog
These are the formerly unwritten laws given by a dog to his (or her) master. Maybe some humans will find the dog property laws funny, but dogs by their very nature think in the following order: If I like it, it’s mine. If it’s in my mouth, it’s mine. If I can take it from…
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Bring the Romance Back in Love
Kissing is an art form, a language of love that speaks volumes without uttering a single word. It’s an intimate dance between two souls, a way to express feelings of love, desire, and affection. But even in the world of kisses, room exists for creativity and exploration. Moving beyond the ordinary, kissing in imaginative ways…
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Excuse For Excessive Speeding
A fellow bought a new Mercedes and was out on a lonely interstate road for an exciting evening drive. The road was wide open with no other cars in sight so he decided to let his new Mercedes show its stuff by testing its top speed. As the needle jumped up to a casual 80…
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How the Ultimate Dating Agreement Should Look in Today’s World of Social Media
Dating Agreement Guide Before you agree to a relationship, have your partner agree to the terms of this dating agreement. The party of the first part (herein referred to as “she”), being of sound mind and pretty good body, agrees to the following with the party of the second part (herein referred to as “him”):…