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Blonde applies for job as sheriff deputy
The local sheriff looks for a deputy A blonde went in to apply for a deputy’s job the local police officer was offering. “Okay,” the sheriff asked her, “What is 1 and 1?” “Eleven,” she replied. The sheriff thought to himself, “That’s not what I meant, but she’s right.” Then the sheriff said, “What two…
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Drunk says strange thing in confession box
A drunken man staggers in to a Catholic church and sits down in a confession box and says nothing. The bewildered priest coughs to attract his attention, but still the man says nothing. The priest then knocks on the wall of the confession box three times in a final attempt to get the man to…
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Why blonde throws away good nails
Riddle of Blondes and Nails Two blonde carpenters were busy constructing a house wood and nails. One blonde was on a ladder, nailing. She’d reach into her nail pouch, pull out a nail, look at it, and either toss it over her shoulder or proceed to nail it into the wood. The other blonde couldn’t…
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Three blondes order drinks in bar
Seems that three blondes sat down at the bar in a tavern for a few drinks. The first blonde confidently places her order with the bartender, “I’ll have a BM.” The bartender, wondering what what the heck that means, asks her, “A what?” She says, “A Bloody Mary, duh.” Then the second blonde tells the…
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Elderly driver forgets she is driving
An elderly driver and her friend were out driving in a car and both could barely see over the dashboard. As they were cruising along they came to an intersection. The stoplight was red but the driver just went on through without slowing down. The woman in the passenger seat thought to herself, “I must…
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Ten Rules of Bureaucracy
Preserve thyself. It is easier to fix the blame than to fix the problem. A penny saved is an oversight. Information deteriorates upward. The first 90% of the task takes 10% of the time; the last 10% takes the other 90%. Experience is what you get just after you need it. For any given large,…