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Elderly driver forgets she is driving

elderly driver
photo credit: farmboyted

An elderly driver and her friend were out driving in a car and both could barely see over the dashboard.

As they were cruising along they came to an intersection.

The stoplight was red but the driver just went on through without slowing down.

The woman in the passenger seat thought to herself,

“I must be losing it, I could have sworn we just went through a red light.”

After a few more minutes they came to another intersection and the light was red again and again the elderly driver didn’t stop at all.

This time the woman in the passenger seat was almost sure that the light had been red but was really concerned that she was losing it.

She was getting nervous and decided to pay very close attention to the road and the next intersection to see what was going on.

At the next intersection, sure enough, the light was definitely red and as the elderly driver drove right through it, the passenger said,

“Betty! Did you know we just ran through three red lights in a row! You could have killed us!

Betty turned to her and said “Oh, am I driving?”