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You Have Been With Me All Through Bad Times
A woman’s husband had been slipping in and out of a coma for several months, yet she had stayed by his bedside every day. One day, when he came to, he motioned her to come nearer. He whispered, eyes full of tears: “You know what? “You have been with me all through the bad times.…
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Three Wise Women Bring Gifts To Manger
What would have happened if 3 Wise Women bought gifts to manger instead of 3 Wise Men? They would have asked directions Arrived on time Helped deliver the baby Cleaned the stable Made a casserole Brought practical gifts But what they would have said when they left…? “Did you see the sandals Mary was wearing…
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Picture of a Break-up Ring
What a break-up ring looks like
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What nursing homes will not permit elderly patients do
One evening, a family brought their frail, elderly mother to a nursing home and left her, hoping that she would be well-cared for. The next morning, the nurses bathed her, fed her a tasty breakfast, and set her in a chair at a window overlooking a lovely flower garden. She seemed okay, but after a…
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Dogs in a stray bar
Two dogs having drinks in a bar Bob and Steve noticed no one else was wearing a collar. Suddenly they realized they were in a stray bar.
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How To Please A Woman or Man
A man will go to the ends of the earth to please a woman. She just has to show up without clothes. HOW TO PLEASE A WOMAN Worship her Die for her Go to the ends of the earth for her Pledge undying love for her Make passionate love to her Tell her she’s always…