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New version of the ant and grasshopper story

Original Version The ant works hard in the scorching heat all summer long, building his house and laying up supplies for the winter. The grasshopper thinks he’s a fool and laughs and dances and plays the summer away. Come winter, the ant is warm and well fed. The grasshopper has no food or shelter so […]

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One-Liners

Accountant Humor

Poking Fun At Accountants What’s the definition of an accountant? Someone who solves a problem you didn’t know you had in a way you don’t understand. What does an accountant use for birth control? His personality. When does a person decide to become an accountant? When he realizes he doesn’t have the charisma to sell […]

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25 Accountant Jokes

Want to trash accountants? Here are 25 ways to make fun of them with these accountant jokes. 1. Why did the accountant cross the road? Because she looked in the files and did what they did last year. 2. Be audit you can be. 3. It’s accrual world. 4. It’s 4:04. Do you know where […]

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Administratrium, The New Element

Scientists discover the reason for bureaucratic overload The heaviest element known to science was recently discovered by materials researchers at IPRT/ISU. Since the new element, tentatively named Administratium, has no protons or electrons, it has an atomic weight of 0. However, it does have one neuron, 125 assistant neutrons, 75 vice neutrons, and 111 assistant […]

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Three Accountant Jokes

Accountants have their own way of thinking, which may seem odd to most of us sometimes. Here are three examples of accountant logic, or illogic if you will, so you too can understand accountants. If you agree with the answers the accountants provide, perhaps you are meant for an accounting career. Example One Two students […]

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Truth About Small Business

A man owned a small farm in Minnesota. The Minnesota State Wage and Hour Department claimed he was not paying proper wages to his help and sent an agent out to interview him. “I need a list of your employees and how much you pay them,” demanded the agent. ” Well,” replied the farmer, “there’s […]