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Engineer Personality Quiz
Does a person have the personality traits of an engineer? The following questions would help determine that. Q: When does a person decide to become an engineer? A: When he realizes he doesn’t have the charisma to be an undertaker. Q: What do engineers use for birth control? A: Their personalities. Q: How can you […]
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Encrypted Employee Evaluation
Be sure to read this employee evaluation through to the bottom. Bob Smith, my assistant programmer, can always be found hard at work in his cubicle. Bob works independently, without wasting company time talking to colleagues. Bob never thinks twice about assisting fellow employees, and he always finishes given assignments on time. Often he takes […]
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Employee’s Prayer
Grant me the serenity To accept the things I cannot change. The courage to change the things I cannot accept, And the wisdom to hide the bodies of those people I had to kill today, because they pissed me off. And also, please Help me to be careful Of the toes I step on today, […]
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Tips To Associates From Their Managers
Never give me work in the morning. Always wait until 4:00 and then bring it to me. The challenge of a deadline is refreshing. If it’s really a rush job, run in and interrupt me every 10 minutes to inquire how it’s going. That helps. Always leave without telling anyone where you’re going. It gives […]