35 of the best Dear God prayers kids make before they go to bed.
Please put another holiday between Christmas and Easter. There is nothing good in there now.
Thank you for the baby brother but what I asked for was a puppy. I never asked for anything before. You can look it up.
I wish you would not make it so easy for people to come apart. I had to have 3 stitches and a shot.
If we come back as something, please don’t let me be Jennifer Horton – because I hate her.
It rained for our whole vacation and is my father mad! He said some things about you that people are not supposed to say, but I hope you will not hurt him anyway.
Your friend (I am not going to tell you who I am).
I read the Bible. What does begat mean? Nobody will tell me.
How did you know you were God?
Is it true my father won’t get in Heaven if he uses his bowling words in the house?
I bet it’s very hard for you to love all of everybody in the whole world. There are only 4 people in our family and I can never do it.
Did you really mean Do Unto Others As They Do Unto You, because if you did then I’m going to fix my brother.
I like the story about Chanuka the best of all of them. You really made up some good ones.
My Grandpa says you were around when he was a little boy. How far back do you go?
Who draws the lines around the countries?
It’s o.k. that you made different religions but don’t you get mixed up sometimes?
Did you mean for giraffe to look like that or was it an accident?
In Bible times did they really talk that fancy?
What does it mean you are a jealous God? I thought you had everything.
How come you did all those miracles in the old days and don’t do any now?
Please send Dennis Clark to a different camp this year.
Maybe Cain and Abel would not kill each other so much if they had their own rooms. It works with my brother.
I keep waiting for spring but it never did come yet. Don’t forget.
You don’t have to worry about me. I always look both ways.
My brother told me about being born but it doesn’t sound right.
If you watch in Church on Sunday I will show you my new shoes.
Is Reverend Coe a friend of yours, or do you just know him through business?
In Sunday School they told us what you do. Who does it when you are on Vacation?
We read Thomas Edison made light. But in Sunday School they said you did it. So I bet he stole your Idea.
I do not think anybody could be a better God. Well, I just want you to know but I am not just saying that because you are God.
It is great the way you always get the Stars in the right places.
I didn’t think orange went with purple until I saw the sunset you made on Tuesday. That was Cool.
I want to be just like my Daddy when I get big, but not with so much hair all over.
My mom tells me that you have a reason for everything on Earth. I guess broccoli is one of your mysteries.
Can you get me a Smartphone? Santa must have forgot.
I hope my dog is with you in Heaven, please take care of him. Sorry if he chews on your sandals.
I promise to never say those words again, at least until my next shots.
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