Category: One-Liners
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82 Cow Riddles For Your Enjoyment
Q: Why do cows wear bells?A: Their horns don’t work. Q: What do you call a sleeping bull?A: A bulldozer Q: Did you hear that Chuck Norris is a matador?A: He takes the bull by the horns. Q: How can you tell which cow is the best dancer?A: Wait til one busts a moooooove. Q:…
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Ultimate WASP Joke Collection
WASP is short for the White Anglo-Saxon Protestants. They see themselves as setting the standards of American values. They are generally seen as a tightly-knit group who see outsiders as a threat to their way of life. Enjoy the following collection of one-line jokes about the WASP culture. Share your insights about WASPs in the…
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Top 10 funniest caddy versus golfer one-line jokes
Need a laugh? Check out our list of the top 10 golf jokes. From one-liners to classic punchlines, become the funniest player in your foursome. Golfer: “Think I’m going to drown myself in the lake.” Caddy: “Think you can keep your head down that long?” Golfer: “I’d move heaven and earth to break 100 on…
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10 Principles of Business Wisdom in a Nutshell
Practical business wisdom for your career. Democracy is a form of government where everybody gets what the majority deserves. Diplomacy is the ability to tell someone to “get lost” in such a way that they look forward to the trip. Diplomacy is the art of letting someone else have your way. Diplomacy is the art…
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22 Timeless One-Line Insults
A collection of some of the best insults and comebacks throughout history. A member of Parliament to Disraeli: “Sir, you will either die on the gallows or of some unspeakable disease.”“That depends, Sir,” said Disraeli, “whether I embrace your policies or your mistress.” “He had delusions of adequacy .”-Walter Kerr “He has all the virtues…
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25 one-line jokes by comedians
The day after tomorrow is the third day of the rest of your life. George Carlin Women complain about premenstrual syndrome, but I think of it as the only time of the month that I can be myself. Roseanne Women need a reason to have sex. Men just need a place. Billy Crystal I just…