Category: Lists
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Definition of Cheap HMO
Ten Signs of a Cheap HMO Your annual breast exam is conducted at Hooters. Directions to your doctor’s office include, “Take a left when you enter the trailer park.” The tongue depressors taste faintly of Fudgesicles. The only proctologist in the plan is “Gus” from Roto-Rooter. The only item listed under Preventive Care coverage is…
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Do You Act Like A Boy Or A Girl?
Use this list to find out your personality. A boy or a girl? You throw a little girl a ball, and it will hit her in the nose. You throw a little boy a ball, and he will try to catch it. Then it will hit him in the nose. You dress your little girl…
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Fun With Trivia
Rubber bands last longer when refrigerated. Peanuts are one of the ingredients of dynamite. There are 293 ways to make change for a dollar. The average person’s left hand does 56% of the typing. A shark is the only fish that can blink with both eyes. There are more chickens than people in the world.…
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Sarcastic Work Quotes
20 Things You’d Love To Say At Work But Can’t These brilliant work quotes may find you searching for another job. I don’t know what your problem is, but I’ll bet it’s hard to pronounce. I see you’ve set aside this special time to humiliate yourself in public. I’ll try being nicer if you’ll try…
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Type of Girlfriends
Girlfriends By The Numbers Which type of girlfriend do you have? Ms. Nice Guy “Tickets to the boxing match? Oh Darling, you shouldn’t have!” Also known as: What a gal, precious, one of the boys, main squeeze, doormat. Advantages:Cheerful, agreeable, kindly. Disadvantages: May wise up someday. Old Yeller “You G-D spineless good-for-nothing drag-ass no-talent…
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Tricky Pronunciation List
Can you correctly say all the words on this tricky pronunciation list? The bandage was wound around the wound. The farm was used to produce produce. The dump was so full that it had to refuse more refuse. We must polish the Polish furniture. He could lead if he would get the lead out. The…