Category: Lists
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List of 66 Big Lies
Big List Of Lies The check’s in the mail. I’m from the government and I’m here to help you. I thought I already gave you that money I owed you. I promise I’ll pay you back next Friday. I’ve never been this drunk before. I’ll never get this drunk again. I’ve checked this email out,…
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How To Please A Woman or Man
A man will go to the ends of the earth to please a woman. She just has to show up without clothes. HOW TO PLEASE A WOMAN Worship her Die for her Go to the ends of the earth for her Pledge undying love for her Make passionate love to her Tell her she’s always…
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17 useless trivial facts from decades ago
Gilligan of Gilligan’s Island had a first name that was only used once, on the never-aired pilot show. His first name was Willy. Dr. Seuss and Kurt Vonnegut went to college together. They were even in the same fraternity, where Seuss decorated the fraternity house walls with drawings of his strange characters. The Les Nessman…
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Country and Western Song Titles
Get Your Biscuits In The Oven And Your Buns In The Bed Get Your Tongue Outta My Mouth ‘Cause I’m Kissing You Goodbye Her Teeth Were Stained, But Her Heart Was Pure How Can I Miss You If You Won’t Go Away? How Can You Believe Me When I Say I Love You When You…
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How men behave in public urinals
Excitable: Shorts half twisted around, can’t find hole, rips shorts. Sociable: Joins friends in pee, whether he has to go or not. Nosey: Looks into the next urinal to see how the other guy is fixed. Cross-eyed: Looks into urinal on left, pees into one in center. Timid: Can’t urinate if someone else is watching,…
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Strange ways to stop missionaries from entering home
A chalk outline of a human body on the sidewalk, and a few copies of The Watchtower scattered around… My mother (a second-generation atheist) used to say (in a very sweet voice): “I’m sorry, I don’t give a damn about Jesus.” Worked every time. The missionaries just backed off the porch in slack-jawed, bug-eyed disbelief.…