List of 66 Big Lies

Big List Of Lies

  • The check’s in the mail.
  • I’m from the government and I’m here to help you.
  • I thought I already gave you that money I owed you.
  • I promise I’ll pay you back next Friday.
  • I’ve never been this drunk before.
  • I’ll never get this drunk again.
  • I’ve checked this email out, and it’s really not a hoax.
  • Now we’re even.
  • I’m fine.
  • We found and fixed the last bug!
  • The software will ship on schedule.
  • It was as simple as that.
  • It’s all your fault!
  • I love you
  • You don’t need to use a condom; I’m on the Pill.
  • I don’t need to use a condom; I’ve had a vasectomy and tested negative for STDs.
  • A representative of the government says…
  • We’ll have the repairs on your car done by noon.
  • Operator, my calling card number is…
  • You look like you haven’t aged a day.
  • No, I don’t think that outfit makes you look fat.
  • This is what it will cost to repair your car.
  • If elected, I promise…
  • You’re going to love working here.
  • I don’t know what you’re talking about.
  • Nine out of ten people surveyed said…
  • Please hold, and a customer service representative will be with you shortly.
  • I’ll only take a minute of your time.
  • Our cell phones will give you more freedom…
  • 100% compatible with your existing equipment.
  • !!Make Money Fast!!
  • Lose all the weight you want!
  • I’m being totally unbiased.
  • I promise I’ll pull out in time.
  • With all due respect…
  • For your convenience…
  • In order to serve you better…
  • I’m planning to get a divorce so I can marry you.
  • I’ll call you.
  • I never meant to mislead you.
  • My wife (husband) is okay with me seeing other people; s/he just doesn’t want to know about it.
  • I’m not leaving you for him/her; I just need some space to think things through.
  • This will only hurt a little.
  • This will hurt me more than it does you.
  • I’m doing this for your own good.
  • It’s only for a little while…
  • I didn’t mean any harm.
  • Oh well, no harm done…
  • It was an accident.
  • I didn’t do it.
  • I don’t know who did it.
  • We are experiencing a peak level of call volume…
  • Free Adult XXX Web Site!!!
  • No obligation!
  • You may already be a winner!
  • This product was made in an environmentally friendly manner.
  • I know it’s none of my business…
  • I’m not trying to tell you what to do, but…
  • This should be easy.
  • To speak to a representative, press “9”.
  • It’s nothing personal.
  • This isn’t partisan politics; it’s for the good of the country.
  • I’m not addicted; I can quit smoking any time I want.
  • New and Improved!
  • Trust me.
  • That was special.

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