Category: Lists
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50 Practical Jokes In An Elevator
Make race car noises when anyone gets on or off. Blow your nose and offer to show the contents of your kleenex to other passengers. Grimace painfully while smacking your forehead and muttering: “Shut up, dammit, all of you just shut UP!” Whistle the first seven notes of “It’s a Small World” incessantly. Sell Girl…
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38 resume blunders by job candidates
“I am a rabid typist.” (And a maniac with numbers, no doubt.) “Here are my qualifications for you to overlook.” (If she insists …) “Skills: Operated Pitney Bones machine.” (In the front office of a kennel, right?) “I don’t usually blow my own horn, but in this case, I will go right ahead and do…
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Writing A College Paper
Unspoken Method On Writing A College Paper Sit in a straight, comfortable chair in a well lit place in front of your computer. Log onto chat, Facebook and Twitter (be sure to go on away!). Read over the assignment carefully, to make certain you understand it. Walk down to the vending machines and buy some…
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Guide to life over 50
Funny things start happening at 50 years of age. Q: Where can men over the age of 50 find young, sexy, women who are interested in them?A: Try a bookstore under fiction. Q: What can a man do while his wife is going through menopause?A: Keep busy. If you’re handy with tools, you can finish…
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Southern Customs For Northerners
If you are from the northern states and planning on visiting or moving to the South, there are a few things you should know that will help you adapt to the difference in life styles. If you run your car into a ditch, don’t panic. Four men in a four-wheel drive pickup truck with a…
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24 Female Truths
You cannot be a failure. The worst you can be is a housewife. If you commit a crime, you can blame it on what a man did to you at sometime in your life. Why get a driver’s license when you can get a boyfriend? People don’t assume you’re gay if you’re still a virgin…