Category: Lists
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Shopping By Man Versus Woman
If you think a woman and a man shop the same, think again. Here’s what each gender does while visiting a grocery store. Woman Park the car. Get a cart. Take grocery list and coupons out of purse. Fill the cart with items from list in record time, being careful to check prices. Place the…
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Alternative Word Definitions
coffee, (n.) the person upon whom one coughs. flabbergasted, (adj.) appalled by discovering how much weight one has gained. abdicate, (v.) to give up all hope of ever having a flat stomach. esplanade, (v.) to attempt an explanation while drunk. willy-nilly, (adj.) impotent. negligent, (adj.) absentmindedly answering the door when wearing only a nightgown. lymph,…
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Little-Known Facts
Useless Little-Known Facts Don’t get mad, get even by teasing others with your knowledge of these little-known facts. A ‘jiffy’ is an actual unit of time for 1/100th of a second. The only 15 letter word that can be spelled without repeating a letter is uncopyrightable. ‘Stewardesses’ is the longest word that is typed with…
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21 Thoughts For The Day
21 Thoughts To Relieve Stress Monday is an awful way to spend 1/7th of your life. Support bacteria – they’re the only culture some people have. Depression is only anger without enthusiasm. Ambition is a poor excuse for not having enough sense to be lazy. Hard work pays off in the future, but laziness pays…
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Quarantine Times
Dealing with social isolation Day 1 – I Can Do This!! Got enough food and wine to last a month! Day 2 – Opening my 8th bottle of Wine. I fear wine supplies might not last! Day 3 – Strawberries: Some have 210 seeds, some have 235 seeds. Who Knew?? Day 4 – 8:00pm. Removed…
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Complete Idiot Description List
Over 300 ways to describe a jerk: how cool is that?