21 Thoughts For The Day

21 thoughts

21 Thoughts To Relieve Stress

Monday is an awful way to spend 1/7th of your life.

Support bacteria – they’re the only culture some people have.

Depression is only anger without enthusiasm.

Ambition is a poor excuse for not having enough sense to be lazy.

Hard work pays off in the future, but laziness pays off now.

I intend to live forever – so far, so good.

Dancing is a perpendicular expression of a horizontal desire.

If at first you don’t succeed, then destroy all evidence that you tried.

A conclusion is the place where you got tired of thinking.

Experience is something you don’t get until after you need it.

For every action, there is an equal and opposite criticism.

No one listens until you make a mistake.

Success always happens in private, but failure happens in full view.

The severity of the itch is proportional to the reach.

Two wrongs are only the beginning.

You never really learn to swear until you learn to drive.

The sooner you fall behind, the more time you’ll have to catch up.

A clear conscience is usually the sign of a bad memory.

Change is inevitable, except from vending machines.

Fools and their money are soon partying.

Drugs may lead to nowhere, but at least it’s the scenic route.

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