Category: Lists
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Post-Nuptial Contract
Humorous 10-Point Post-Nuptial Contract For Happy Marriages Whereas the aggrieved party (husband) and the aggrieving party (wife) have been involved in a long-standing dispute, and the husband is tired of arguing over the same stuff all the time, and whereas if the wife would listen to him, she would realize he is correct. Therefore the…
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25 Accountant Jokes
Want to trash accountants? Here are 25 ways to make fun of them with these accountant jokes. 1. Why did the accountant cross the road? Because she looked in the files and did what they did last year. 2. Be audit you can be. 3. It’s accrual world. 4. It’s 4:04. Do you know where…
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Stock Market News Today
In case you missed it, in the stock market today: Helium was up, feathers were down. Paper was stationary. Fluorescent tubing was dimmed in light trading. Knives were up sharply. Cows steered into a bull market. Pencils lost a few points. Hiking equipment was trailing. Elevators rose, while escalators continued their slow decline. Weights were…
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6 Idiot Sightings
People do the dumbest things. I saw a lady at work today putting a credit card into her floppy drive and pulling it out very quickly. I inquired as to what she was doing and she said she was shopping on the Internet, and they asked for a credit card number, so she was using…
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Ten mistakes we all make
Have you been guilty of these 10 mistakes? Welcome to the club, because everyone has committed these mistakes at least once. You set the alarm on your digital clock for 7 pm instead of 7 am. The radio station doesn’t tell you who sung that last song. You rub on hand cream and can’t turn…
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Funny Voicemail Greetings
Ditch boring voicemail messagesHere are 14 funny ones to make the caller smile. If you are a burglar, we’re busy cleaning our weapons. You are welcome to leave a message at the beep. My wife and I can’t come to the phone right now, but we’ll get back to you as soon as we’re finished,…