Category: Lists
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Personal Ads by Women
What the descriptions really mean 40-ish 49 Adventurer Slept with all your friends Athletic No tits Average Looking Has a face like a basset hound Beautiful Pathological liar Contagious Smile Does a lot of Ecstasy Educated Banged her Political Science professor Emotionally Secure Medicated Feminist Fat ballbuster Free spirit Junkie Friendship first Trying to live…
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“God Speaks” Billboards
Have you noticed the “God Speaks” billboards along the highways? Here’s a list of the “God Speaks” billboards which feature simple white text on a black background. Now we know that if “God Speaks,” we need to pay attention.
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26 Postcards With Twisted Sense of Humor You Won’t Find In Stores
So your daughter’s a hooker and it spoiled your day.Look at the bright side, it’s really good pay. My tire was thumping and I thought it was flat.When I looked at the tire I noticed your cat. You had your bladder removed and you’re on the mend.Here’s a bouquet of flowers and a box of…
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Beautiful Deserted Island
On a beautiful deserted island, in the middle of nowhere, the following group of people are stranded: One month later on this absolutely stunning deserted island in the middle of nowhere, the following has occurred: One Italian man killed the other Italian man for the Italian woman. The two French men and the French woman…
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Memorable Dear Abby Q&A
Dear Abby replies with her usual wit and wisdom.
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10 Real-Life Sightings That Will Puzzle You
Situation #1: I was at the airport, checking in at the gate, when the airport employee asked, “Has anyone put anything in your baggage without your knowledge?” I said, “If it was without my knowledge, how would I know?” He smiled and nodded knowingly, “That’s why we ask.” Situation #2: The stoplight on the corner…