Category: Lists
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Actual Comments on Medical Patient’s Charts
She has no rigors or shaking chills, but her husband states she was very hot in bed last night. The patient has chest pain if she lies on her left side for over a year. On the second day, the knee was better, and on the third day, it disappeared. The patient is tearful and…
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18 Church Bloopers on Signs
Don’t let worry kill you. Let the Church help. Do you know what hell is? Come hear our preacher. Thursday night is Potluck Supper. Prayer and medication to follow. The rosebud on the altar this morning is to announce the birth of David Alan Smith, the sin of Rev. and Mrs. Jeb Smith. This afternoon…
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Trivial Facts To Impress People
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Funny Classified Ads
2 female Boston Terrier puppies: 7 weeks old, Perfect markings, 555-1234. Leave mess. Lost: Small apricot poodle. Reward. Neutered. Like one of the family. A superb and inexpensive restaurant. Fine food is expertly served by waitresses in appetizing forms. Dinner Special: Turkey $235; Chicken or Beef $2.25; Children $2.00. For sale: An antique desk suitable…
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Men’s Phrases Translated
It’s a guy thing“There is no rational thought pattern connected with it, and you have no chance at all of making it logical.” Can I help with dinner?“Why isn’t it already on the table?” Uh-huh, Sure honey, Yes Dear“Absolutely nothing. It’s a conditioned response.” It would take too long to explain“I have no idea how…
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10 Surprising Facts About Dog Licks
While a seemingly straightforward gesture of affection, dog licks harbor some unexpected facts that shed light on man’s best friends’ behaviors and health. See which of these mannerisms you recognize. 10 Things Dog Licks Could Mean 1. Social Communication: Dog licks are more than just sloppy kisses; they’re a form of social communication. Puppies lick…