Category: Lists
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Comical Explanations of Personal Ads by Men
40-ish 52 and looking for 25-yr-old Athletic Watches a lot of NASCAR Average looking Unusual hair growth on ears, nose, & back Educated Will patronize the shit out of you Free Spirit Banging your sister Friendship first As long as friendship involves nookie Fun Good with a remote and a six pack Good looking Arrogant…
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20 Whimsical Campground Rules That Actually Make Sense
The best backpacks are named for national parks or mountain ranges. Steer clear of those named for landfills. When using a public campground, a tuba placed on your picnic table will keep the campsites on either side vacant. Get even with a bear who raided your food bag by kicking his favorite stump apart and…
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Letter To IRS
Dear IRS, I am sorry to inform you that I will not be able to pay my taxes owed on April 15, due to the following reasons. I have already paid these taxes: When you do not receive my check on April 15, just know that it is an honest mistake. Please treat me the…
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12 Weird Questions With No Answers
Why do people press harder on a remote control when the batteries are getting weaker? Why do banks charge a fee for “insufficient funds” when they know there is not enough? Why do people believe you when you say there are four billion stars, but check when you say the paint is wet? Why do…
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Quotes From 1957
If cigarettes keep going up in price, I’m going to quit. A quarter a pack is outrageous. If they raise the minimum wage to $1, nobody will be able to hire help at the store. Kids today are impossible. Those duck tail hair cuts make it impossible to stay groomed. Next thing you know, boys…
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Whimsical Diet Cheater’s Rules That Will Make You Smile
Seriously, take the ten rules above with a grain of salt, not sugar. DOWNLOAD PDF VERSION OF DIET CHEATER’S RULES