Category: Jokes
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Human Resources Manager
One day while walking down the street a highly successful Human Resources Manager was tragically hit by a bus and she died. Her soul arrived up in heaven where she was met at the Pearly Gates by St. Peter himself. “Welcome to Heaven,” said St. Peter. “Before you get settled in though, it seems we…
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Man Asks For Directions
Unconfirmed reports are currently coming in to news bureaus that reportedly a man asks for directions near an intersection last night in downtown Columbus, Ohio. If true, the development will be the first known case of its kind in the Western world. The man, Frank N. Stein, 37, was on his way to meet friends…
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Satan And The Construction Worker
There was a construction worker who was working on a building when he unfortunately fell 15 stories to his bloody death. He arrived at the pearly gates, but St. Peter informed him of a mistake, “Oh, I am sorry, my man. But you have been sentenced to hell.” The construction worker agreed – not like…
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Love American Style
A Frenchman and an Italian were seated next to an American on an overseas flight. After a few cocktails, the men began discussing their home lives. “Last night, I made love to my wife four times,” the Frenchman bragged, “and this morning she made me delicious crepes and she told me how much she adored…
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Gone Hunting
A father and his son have gone hunting together for the first time. The father said, ” Stay here and be very quiet. I’ll be across the field.” A little while later, the father heard a bloodcurdling scream and ran back to his son. “What’s wrong?” the father asked. “I told you to be quiet…
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Travis’ Wife Gets Pregnant
Travis and Clem were talking one afternoon when Travis tells Clem, “Ya know, I reckon I’m ’bout ready for a vacation. Only this year I’m gonna do it a little different. The last few years, I took your advice about where to go. Three years ago you said go to California. I went to California…