Category: Jokes
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Jockey Rides A Strange Horse
A champion jockey is about to enter an important race on a new horse. The horse’s trainer meets him before the race and says, “All you have to remember with this horse is that every time you approach a jump, you have to shout, ‘ALLLLEEE OOOP!’ really loudly in the horse’s ear. Providing you do…
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Speeding Blonde
A blonde was speeding in a 35 mile per hour zone when a local police cruiser pulled her over and walked up to the car. The police officer also happened to be a blonde and he asked for the blonde’s driver’s license. The driver searched frantically in her purse for a while and finally said…
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Government Jobs
A guy stopped at a local gas station and, after filling his gas tank, he paid the bill and bought a soft drink. He stood by his car to drink his cola and watched a couple of men working at their government jobs along the roadside. One man would dig a hole two or three…
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Tempting Mother-In-Law
I was happy. After my girlfriend and I were dating for over a year, we decided to get married. My parents helped us in every way, my friends encouraged me, and my girlfriend? She was a dream! There was only one thing bothering me, quite much indeed, and that was my mother-in-law to be. She…
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Old Man Meets Satan
A few minutes before the church services started, the townspeople were sitting in their pews and talking. Suddenly, Satan appeared at the front of the church. Everyone started screaming and running for the front entrance, running over each other each other in a frantic effort to get away from evil incarnate. Soon everyone had exited…
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One Rose
A gentleman was lured into a busy florist shop by a large sign in the window that read, “Say It With Flowers.” “Wrap up one rose,” he told the florist. “Only one?” the florist asked. “Just one,” the customer replied. “I’m a man of few words.”