Category: Jokes
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Dissatisfied Husband
Dear Friends, It is important for men to remember that as women grow older it becomes harder for them to maintain the same quality of housekeeping as they did when they were younger. When men notice this, they should try not to yell. Let me relate how I handled the situation. When I got laid…
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Finding The Ideal Wife
When I was a young teenager, 13-14, I started to notice girls and decided I wanted one of my own. Not having much success until I turned about 16, when I finally found a girl, but unfortunately, there was no passion. So, I decided I needed a passionate girl with a zest for life and…
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Detergent Comment Letter
DEAR TIDE I’m writing to say what an excellent detergent you have. I’ve used it since the beginning of my marriage, when my mom told me Tide was the best detergent in the market. In fact, about a month ago, I spilled some red wine on my new white blouse. My husband started to berate me…
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Cheap Manhattan Parking
A blonde walks into a Manhattan bank and asks for the loan officer. She says she’s going to Europe on business for two weeks and needs to borrow $5,000. The bank officer says the bank will need some kind of security for the loan, so the blonde hands over the keys to her new Rolls…
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CIA Dog
A older gentleman sees a sign in front of a house: “Talking Dog for Sale.” He rings the bell and the owner tells him the dog is in the backyard. The man goes to the backyard where he finds the dog just sitting there. “You talk?” he asks. “Sure do,” the dog replies. “So, what’s…
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Deathbed Wish
Lying on his deathbed, the wealthy Mr. Harris was instructing his lawyer on last-minute changes in his will. “I wish to leave everything I own, stocks, bonds, property, art and money to my wife. However, there is one stipulation.” “And that is?” queried the lawyer. “In order to inherit, she must marry again within six…