Category: Jokes
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Sally Likes To Screw
It’s the spring of 1962, and Tommy goes to pick up his date, Sally. Tommy’s a pretty hip guy with his own car and the latest haircut. When he goes to the front door, Sally’s dad answers the doorbell and invites her handsome date inside the home. “Sally’s not ready yet, so why don’t you…
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War Is War
Once in a time of war, foreign troops looted all the villages, of their food, wine, and women. Before they could enter one such village, all the inhabitants wisely decided to leave, except for one young man, who had a 90-year-old grandmother to take care of. Eventually, the soldiers found the only occupied house and…
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Physician Prescribes Suppositories
A senior citizen was not feeling very well, so his wife made him go to their family doctor. The physician examined him and said, “You’ve got an intestinal disorder. I’m going to prescribe some suppositories for you.” A few weeks later the doctor saw his patient in the neighborhood and asked him: “So, how did…
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What an Elderly Couple Did At Burger King Was Heartwarming
At Burger King an elderly couple ordered one burger, one order of fries, and one coke with two glasses. When they got to their booth, the man placed a napkin in front of himself and one in front of his wife, then proceeded to divide the fries, cut the burger in half, and divided…
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Exhausting Day At Work
The businessman dragged himself home and barely made it to his chair after an exhausting day at work. His sympathetic wife was right there with a tall cool drink and comforting words after his terrible experience at the office. “My dear, you look especially tired tonight,” she said. “You must have had a really hard…
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Boys As Peeping Toms
Little Sammy, Andy and Tommy were coming home from school one warm spring day. As they were cutting through the alleys and backyards, they happened to look through a hole in the fence of one of the yards where a woman was sunbathing in the nude. As they looked through the hole, Andy suddenly started…