Category: Jokes
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How God punishes a priest for picking golf over the church
There was this priest who was an avid golfer. Every chance he could get, he could be found on the golf course swinging away. It was an obsession. One Sunday was a picture perfect day for golfing. The sun was out, no clouds in the sky, and the temperature was just right. The priest was…
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Man and woman disagree on the price of an affair
A man met a stunningly beautiful woman, who agreed to spend the night with him for a price. After some chitchat, they settled on $1,000 for a night of fun together. Before he left the next morning, he told her he didn’t have any cash on him, but that he would have his secretary write…
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Urgent Beer Warning
For some this BEER WARNING ADVISORY comes too late, while others we hope men read this advisory in time. Police are warning all men who frequent clubs, parties and local pubs to be alert and stay cautious when offered a drink from any woman. Many females use a date rape drug on the market called…
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What happens when film producer loses his arm?
A film producer parks his brand new Porsche Carerra Cabriolet, and just as he swings the door open to get out, a truck speeds by and completely tears it off. The producer, ready to kill, grabs his cell phone, dials his assistant and tells her to dial 911 immediately. Soon a cop pulls up, but…
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Sydney’s Last Wishes For Harriet
Sometime after Sidney died, his widow, Harriet, was finally able to speak about what a thoughtful and wonderful man her late husband had been. “Sidney thought of everything, she told them.” Just before he died, Sidney called me to his bedside. He handed me three envelopes. “Harriet,” he told me. “I have put all my…
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What people do if they love Jesus
The wife of a Southern Baptist preacher talks to her Sunday school class about a wonderful religious experience that she had last week: The other day I went up to the local Christian book store where I saw a “Honk If You Love Jesus” bumper sticker. I was feeling particularly sassy that day because I…