Category: Jokes
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Mistaken Identity
After years of frustration, the Smiths had no children and decided to use a proxy father to start their family. On the day the proxy father was to arrive, Mr. Smith kissed his wife and said, “I’m off. The man should be here soon”. Half an hour later, just by chance, a door-to-door baby photographer…
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Awesome Single Woman’s Prayer Raises Awareness and Gratitude
Single women everywhere, take this prayer to heart about living the single woman’s life. Memorize these truths about finding the perfect man, and you will be grateful for staying single. Now that I lay me down to sleep, Don’t send me any more creeps. Please just send me one good man, P.S. One without a…
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Excuse For Excessive Speeding
A fellow bought a new Mercedes and was out on a lonely interstate road for an exciting evening drive. The road was wide open with no other cars in sight so he decided to let his new Mercedes show its stuff by testing its top speed. As the needle jumped up to a casual 80…
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How Wedding Gift Goes Terribly Wrong For Young Couple
A young couple got married and went away on their honeymoon. After two weeks they came back and finally put away all of the presents they received from friends and family. Since this was a new home, the entire undertaking took a few weeks. The silver went into the closet, items were put on the…
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Unholy Sights: Irish Ditch Diggers Discover Clergy’s Hidden Visits
A pair of Irish ditch diggers were repairing some roadside damage directly across the street from a house of ill repute, when they saw a Protestant Reverend lurking about and then ducking into the house. “Would ya look at that, Darby!” said Paddy. “What a shameful disgrace, those Protestant reverends sinning in a house the…
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Tech Troubles Gone Hilariously Wrong: Epic Computer Support Fail
This is a supposedly true story from a computer help desk service. Needless to say the help desk employee was fired for being honest. The person is currently suing the company for “Termination without Cause.” Employee “Cindy Williams, computer help desk operator; how may I help you?” Caller “Hi, I’m having trouble using my computer.”…