Category: Jokes
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McDonalds Employment Application
A fictional job application submitted to McDonald’s NameCharlie Crapworthy Desired positionReclining. HA, but seriously, whatever’s available. If I was in a position to be picky, I wouldn’t be applying here in the first place. Desired salary$185,000 a year plus stock options and a Michael Ovitz style severance package. If that’s not possible make an offer…
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Motorcycle Disaster
This guy was working on his motorcycle on his patio, while his wife was in the kitchen. He raced the engine on the cycle and somehow, it slipped into gear. The man, still holding the handlebars, was dragged through a glass patio door and laid on the floor inside the house along with his prized…
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Hero Goes To Heaven
Man has enough guts to take on motorcycle gang molesting a woman.
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The 40-Year Curse
An old man asks a wizard to remove the 40-year curse of marriage. Marriage joke and humor
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Senior Visits Doctor For Medical Checkup
Funny quotes flash presentation.
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How Going To Church Is Like A Football Game
Could attending church be described by a football announcer?.