Category: Jokes
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Patient Questions Prescription
A panicked patient called her doctor’s office concerning a refill for a prescription. “Is it true,” the woman wanted to know, “that the medication you prescribed for me has to be taken for the rest of my life?” “Yes, I’m afraid so,” the doctor answered. There was a moment of silence before the woman continued,…
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Wife’s Favorite Flower
Jason and Sarah’s marriage has been on the rocks for a while, so when they hear about a marriage seminar being given in their neighborhood they decide to attend. “One of the most important things in marriage,” said the speaker, “is to get to really know your spouse well.” “For example,” continued the speaker, “How…
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Truth About Small Business
A man owned a small farm in Minnesota. The Minnesota State Wage and Hour Department claimed he was not paying proper wages to his help and sent an agent out to interview him. “I need a list of your employees and how much you pay them,” demanded the agent. ” Well,” replied the farmer, “there’s…
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Husband’s Last Request
Father O’Grady was saying his goodbye’s to the parishioners after his Sunday morning service as he always does when Mary Cagney came up to him in tears. “What’s bothering you so, dear?” inquired Father O’Grady. “Oh, father, I’ve got terrible news.” Replied Mary. “Well what is it, Mary?” “Well, my husband, passed away last night,…
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Call Jesus For Help
I saw a billboard sign that said: NEED HELP, CALL JESUS 800-555-3787 So, out of curiosity, I called. A Latino man showed up with a lawn mower.
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Blonde With Glass Eye
A man was eating in a fancy restaurant, and there was a gorgeous blonde eating at the next table. He had been checking her out all night, but lacked the nerve to go talk to her. Suddenly she sneezed and her glass eye went flying out of its socket towards the man. With lightning quick…