A panicked patient called her doctor’s office concerning a refill for a prescription.
“Is it true,” the woman wanted to know, “that the medication you prescribed for me has to be taken for the rest of my life?”
“Yes, I’m afraid so,” the doctor answered.
There was a moment of silence before the woman continued, “I’m wondering, then, just how serious is my condition? This prescription is marked ‘NO REFILLS.'”
December 1st TO: ALL EMPLOYEES I’m happy to inform you that the office Christmas Party will take place on December 23rd at Luigi’s Open Pit Barbecue. There will be lots of spiked eggnog and a small band playing traditional carols … feel free to sing along. And don’t be surprised if our CEO shows up…
The husband had just finished reading a new book entitled “You Can Be the Man of Your House.” He stormed into the kitchen and walked directly up to his wife. Pointing a finger in her face, he said sternly, “From now on, you need to know that I am the man of this house and…
Wealthy old man tells a young the guaranteed way to become rich. Getting money the old-fashioned way. Easy way to riches.
A man walks through Chinatown and spots a building with a sign for “Hans Olaffsen’s Laundry.” “Hans Olaffsen?”, he thinks. “How in the world does that fit in here?” He walks into the shop and sees an elderly Chinaman sitting in the corner. The visitor asks, “How in the world did this place get a name like…
An airline captain was breaking in a very pretty new blonde stewardess. The route they were flying had a stay-over in another city. Upon their arrival the captain showed the stewardess the best place for airline personnel to eat, shop and stay overnight. The next morning as the pilot was preparing the crew for the…
Gail Thompson, 19, a resident of Dallas, while visiting her in-laws went to a nearby supermarket to pick up some groceries. Several people noticed her sitting in her car with the windows rolled up and with her eyes closed, with both hands behind the back of her head. One customer who had been at the…