Category: Jokes
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Can Polish Remover Be Grounds For a Divorce?
A Polish guy married an American after he had been in the United States for a year or two. Although his English was far from perfect, they got on very well. Then one day he rushed into a lawyer’s office and asked if he could arrange a divorce for him – “very quick.” The lawyer…
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Frustrated Theater Usher Calls Police For Uncooperative Movie Goer
A man is totally sprawled across his seat and passed out during a performance. When the theater usher came by and noticed this, he whispered to the man, “Sorry, sir, but you’re blocking people wanting to pass through.” The man groaned but didn’t budge. The usher became impatient. “If you don’t get up from there,…
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Cowboy’s Last Wishes
A cowboy was out one day, riding the range, when he was captured by Indians. They dragged him back to their encampment and the chief approached him and said, “You die in three days white man, but we fair people. We give you one wish each day, then on the third day, you die, understand?……
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Truthful Older Lady Testifies and Judge Panics
A small-town prosecuting attorney called his first witness to the stand in a trial: a grandmotherly, elderly woman. He approached her and asked, “Mrs. Jones, do you know me?” She responded, “Why, yes, I do know you, Mr. Williams. I’ve known you since you were a young boy. And frankly, you’ve been a big disappointment…
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Flowers For Grandma
Grandmother tells her grandson how to get to her place, but do not forget the gifts.
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How handle a telemarketer and have fun
One thing that has always bugged me, and I’m sure it does most of you, is to sit down at the dinner table only to be interrupted by a phone call from a telemarketer. I decided, on one such occasion, to try to be as irritating as they were to me. The call was from…