Category: Jokes
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Frustrated Theater Usher Calls Police For Uncooperative Movie Goer
A man is totally sprawled across his seat and passed out during a performance. When the theater usher came by and noticed this, he whispered to the man, “Sorry, sir, but you’re blocking people wanting to pass through.” The man groaned but didn’t budge. The usher became impatient. “If you don’t get up from there,…
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Cowboy’s Last Wishes
A cowboy was out one day, riding the range, when he was captured by Indians. They dragged him back to their encampment and the chief approached him and said, “You die in three days white man, but we fair people. We give you one wish each day, then on the third day, you die, understand?……
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Truthful Older Lady Testifies and Judge Panics
A small-town prosecuting attorney called his first witness to the stand in a trial: a grandmotherly, elderly woman. He approached her and asked, “Mrs. Jones, do you know me?” She responded, “Why, yes, I do know you, Mr. Williams. I’ve known you since you were a young boy. And frankly, you’ve been a big disappointment…
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Flowers For Grandma
Grandmother tells her grandson how to get to her place, but do not forget the gifts.
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How handle a telemarketer and have fun
One thing that has always bugged me, and I’m sure it does most of you, is to sit down at the dinner table only to be interrupted by a phone call from a telemarketer. I decided, on one such occasion, to try to be as irritating as they were to me. The call was from…
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Lab Rabbit Meets Wild Rabbits
A rabbit one day managed to break free from the laboratory where he had been born and brought up. As he scurried away from the fencing of the compound, he felt grass under his little feet and saw the dawn breaking for the first time in his life. “Wow, this is great,” he thought. It…