Category: Jokes
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Pig Causes Accident and Other Road Rage Headlines
A man is driving up a steep, narrow mountain road. A woman is driving down the same road. As they pass each other, the woman leans out the window and yells, “PIG!” The man immediately leans out his window and replies, “BITCH!” They each continue on their way, and as the man rounds the next…
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Superman Joke
Two men were drinking in the bar at the top of the Empire State Building. One turns to the other and says: “You know, last week I discovered that if you jump from the top of this building, by the time you fall to the 10th floor, the winds around the building are so intense…
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Smartest military branch is…
The Air Force has the most intelligent enlisted personnel of all the military branches! This is not just theory, but a provable fact with this comparison of what happens when the crap hits the fan. The Navy military branchWhen the crap hits the fan, the young sailor is eating breakfast in the mess. He hustles…
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Silly Joke About Clueless Blonde Helicopter Pilot
A blonde took her initial lessons on how to fly a helicopter. She did all her groundwork and was finally ready to take off into the air. The helicopter instructor told her, “Take the chopper to 1,000 feet.” So she took it up 1,000 feet and leveled off. Then the instructor said, “Take it up…
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Redneck Gas Station Has Very Unusual Contest
The redneck gas station was holding a contest: a chance to win free sex when you filled your tank. The winner has to guess a number between one to ten to win the prize. Two rednecks filled their motorcycles full of gasoline and went to pay the gas station attendant. “I’m thinking of a number…
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Can Polish Remover Be Grounds For a Divorce?
A Polish guy married an American after he had been in the United States for a year or two. Although his English was far from perfect, they got on very well. Then one day he rushed into a lawyer’s office and asked if he could arrange a divorce for him – “very quick.” The lawyer…