Category: Jokes
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I laughed at this joke about a husband’s healing powers in bed
This elderly couple watches a show on a television preacher’s healing powers one night while at home. The preacher faces the camera, and demonstrates his healing power by saying to his audience in a forceful and convincing manner, “My friends, I’d like to share my healing powers with everyone watching this program.” “Place one hand…
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What a pilot said during an airplane emergency
While cruising at thirty thousand feet, the airplane shuddered. A passenger looked out the window. “Good lord!” he screamed. “One of the engines just blew up!” Other passengers left their seats and came running over; suddenly the aircraft was rocked by a second blast as yet another engine exploded on the other side. The passengers…
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Fur Coat For Mom
A mother and her daughter were strolling through a shopping mall, when the mother spotted an expensive fur coat. “This year,” she says, “I think that I will buy my own present instead of making your dad shop for me.” “But mom,” says the daughter, “some poor, helpless creature has to suffer so that you…
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Funniest Dead Cat Test That You Won’t Believe
An elementary school student told his teacher he found a dead cat. “How do you know the cat was dead?” she asked. “Because I pissed in the cat’s ear and it didn’t move,” the child confidently replied. “You did WHAT?!?” the shocked teacher squealed in surprise. “You know,” explained the kid, “I leaned over and…
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What Is An Old Lady Scam?
A young man was walking through a supermarket to pick up a few things when he noticed an old lady following him around. Thinking nothing of it, he ignored her and continued on. Finally, he went to the checkout line, but the old lady happened to be in front of him. “Pardon me,” she said,…
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Honest Lawyer
Two kids, Henry and Jason, exchange small talk like tiny social butterflies. Innocently, Henry asks about their fathers’ professions. “I’m Henry. What’s your name?” chirped the first boy. “Jason,” he answered with a glint in his eye. Henry, eager to impress, brags, “My dad’s an accountant. What does your father do for a living?” With…