Mom Wants An Expensive Fur Coat

A mother and her daughter were strolling through a shopping mall, when the mother spotted an expensive fur coat.

“This year,” she says, “I think that I will buy my own present instead of making your dad shop for me.”

“But mom,” says the daughter, “some poor, helpless creature has to suffer so that you can have this coat. Don’t you think that’s kind of cruel?”

“Don’t worry honey,” the mother said, “Your dad won’t get the bill for a couple of weeks.”