Category: Jokes
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Funny Reason Why City Girl Stops Drinking Will Make You Smile
A pretty girl walks into a bar and orders three glasses of beer. She sits in the back of the room, drinking a sip out of each one in turn. When she finishes her glasses of beer, she comes back to the bar and orders three more. The bartender approaches and tells the girl, “You…
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7 Reasons Why Life As An Egg Isn’t Fun
How would you like to be an egg? So cheer up! Your life isn’t that bad!
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Wife Pulls Plug On Husband
Last night I was sitting in the living room watching the news on television. After seeing a guy living on a life-support system, I said to her: “I would never want to live in such a vegetative state, depending on some machine with fluids from a bottle. If that ever happens to me, just pull…
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Fable Of an Old Man, a Boy, and a Donkey Going To Town
At the start of their journey to town, the boy rode on the donkey while the old man walked on the path. As they went along they passed some people who said the old man walking while the boy sat on the donkey wasn’t fair. The man and boy thought maybe the critics were right,…
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Running A Red Light
One evening, Homer picked up Honey at a local watering hole. They were on their way to his apartment when the traffic light suddenly turned red from green. Homer pressed his foot on the accelerator and ran the red light. Honey asked, “Why did you do that?” Homer casually said, “Ain’t nothin’, my brother does…
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Beautiful blind date gone wrong
Roger sets up Jason to go on a blind date with a friend of his. But Jason is a little worried about going out with someone he’s never seen before. “What do I do if she’s ugly?” says Jason, “I’ll be stuck with her all night.” “Don’t worry.” Roger says, “Just go up to her…