Life As An Egg

single white egg
On being an egg

If you think life is bad:

How would you like to be an egg?

  • You only get laid once.
  • You only get eaten once.
  • It takes 4 minutes to get hard.
  • Only 2 minutes to get soft.
  • You share your box with 11 other guys.
  • But worst of all…
    The only chick that ever sat on your face was your mother.

So cheer up! Your life isn’t that bad!