How would you like to be an egg?
- You only get laid once.
- You only get eaten once.
- It takes 4 minutes to get hard.
- Only 2 minutes to get soft.
- You share your box with 11 other guys.
- But worst of all…
- The only chick that ever sat on your face was your mother.
So cheer up! Your life isn’t that bad!
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