Golden egg in nest

7 Reasons Why Life As An Egg Isn’t Fun

How would you like to be an egg?

  • You only get laid once.
  • You only get eaten once.
  • It takes 4 minutes to get hard.
  • Only 2 minutes to get soft.
  • You share your box with 11 other guys.
  • But worst of all…
  • The only chick that ever sat on your face was your mother.

So cheer up! Your life isn’t that bad!

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