If you think life is bad:

How would you like to be an egg?

• You only get laid once.
• You only get eaten once.
• It takes 4 minutes to get hard.
• Only 2 minutes to get soft.
• You share your box with 11 other guys.
• But worst of all…
  The only chick that ever sat on your face was your mother.

So cheer up! Your life isn’t that bad!