A blonde began a job as an elementary school counselor, and she was eager to help.
One day during recess she noticed a boy standing by himself on the side of a playing field while the rest of the kids enjoyed a game of soccer at the other.
The blonde approached the soccer player to ask if he was alright, and he said he was fine.
A little while later, however, the blonde noticed he was in the same spot, still all by himself.
Approaching him again, the blonde said, “Would you like me to be your friend?”
The boy hesitatingly said, “Okay,” but looking at her with suspicion.
Feeling she was making progress, she asked, “Why are you standing here alone?”
“Because,” the little boy said with great exasperation, “I’m the soccer goalie.”