Tag: sports
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One-Line Golf Jokes
Eight short golf jokes 1. A “handicapped golfer” is a man who plays golf with his wife. 2. I have a nephew who’s so good at golf, that he’s been offered a full scholarship to medical school. 3. Then there is the golf joke about a golfer who was sentenced to be hanged. He asked…
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14 Memorable Quotes By Sports Figures That Will Astonish You
Shelby Metcalf, basketball coach at Texas A&M , recounting what he told a player who received four F’s and one D: “Son, looks to me like you’re spending too much time on one subject.” Senior basketball player at the University of Pittsburgh : “I’m going to graduate on time, no matter how long it takes.”…
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Outrageous Excuses On Why I Missed The Target
Here’s over 100 funny excuses for missing the target.
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Top 10 funny golf caddy one-liners
Golfer: “Think I’m going to drown myself in the lake.” Caddy: “Think you can keep your head down that long?” Golfer: “I’d move heaven and earth to break 100 on this course.” Caddy: “Try heaven, you’ve already moved most of the earth.” Golfer: “Do you think my game is improving?” Caddy: “Yes sir, you miss…
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Coed In Football Jersey
Young coed makes the football team. A beautiful young busty coed sat down in the classroom on the opening day of her college course proudly wearing the football team’s jersey. The young guy sitting behind the coed tapped her on the shoulder and asked her, “What are you doing, coming to class wearing the school’s…
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How Going To Church Is Like A Football Game
Could attending church be described by a football announcer?.