Tag: sports

  • Funny excuses why I missed the target

    101 Reasons for missing the target If you need an excuse why you missed the target here are 101 choices to choose from. There was a fly in my sight. The wind was blowing. I all of a sudden got a really bad headache. I didn’t pull the trigger. There was a mosquito and I […]

  • Top 10 funny golf caddy one-liners

    Golfer: “Think I’m going to drown myself in the lake.” Caddy: “Think you can keep your head down that long?” Golfer: “I’d move heaven and earth to break 100 on this course.” Caddy: “Try heaven, you’ve already moved most of the earth.” Golfer: “Do you think my game is improving?” Caddy: “Yes sir, you miss […]

  • How Going To Church Is Like A Football Game

    Could attending church be described by a football announcer?.

  • You won’t believe what sports commentators said on live tv

    The censors could not stop these comments before they went live on national sports telecasts with surprising results. Weightlifting commentator: “This is Gregoriava from Bulgaria. I saw her snatch this morning during her warm up and it was amazing.” Dressage commentator: “This is really a lovely horse and I speak from personal experience since I […]

  • Skeleton Scares Golfer

    One fine day, Jim and Bob are out golfing. Jim slices his ball deep into a wooded ravine. He grabs his 8-iron and proceeds down the embankment into the ravine in search of his lost ball. The brush is quite thick, but Jim searches diligently and suddenly he spots something shiny. As he gets closer, […]

  • Two Die-Hard Baseball Fans

    Two buddies Bob and Earl were two of the biggest baseball fans in America. Their entire adult lives, Bob and Earl discussed baseball history in the winter, and they pored over every box score during the season. They went to 60 games a year. They even agreed that whoever died first would try to come back […]