Author: Leonard Kreicas
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You Might Have Wrong Secretary
12 signs the secretary you hired was wrong choice The wrong secretary has a hard time alphabetizing a bag of M&M’s. She doesn’t get the hang of Post-it Notes. You have to frequently scrape White-Out off her computer screen. At the board meeting for which she is recording the minutes, she stops the proceedings to…
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Why Cats Purr
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25 Internet One-Line Jokes
Home is where you hang your @. The e-mail of the species is more deadly than the mail. A journey of a thousand sites begins with a single click. You can’t teach a new mouse old clicks. Great groups from little icons grow. Speak softly and carry a cell phone. C: is the root of…
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Peaceful Retirement
How a retiree tricked noisy school kids A wise old gentleman retired and purchased a modest home near a junior high school. He spent the first few weeks of his retirement in peace and contentment. Then a new school year began. The very next afternoon three young boys full of youthful after-school enthusiasm came down…
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Hit The Floor
On a recent weekend in Atlantic City, a woman won a bucketful of quarters at a slot machine. She took a break from the slots for dinner with her husband in the hotel dining room. But first she wanted to stash the quarters in her room. “I’ll be right back and we’ll go to eat,”…
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Modern American Proverbs
18 modern proverbs on life in America Money doesn’t bring you happiness, but it enables you to look for it in more places. Your conscience may not keep you from doing wrong, but it sure keeps you from enjoying it. Middle age is when broadness of the mind and narrowness of the waist change places.…