Author: Leonard Kreicas
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Cheated Husband’s Revenge
A man goes into a store and starts looking around. He sees a washer and dryer but there is no price listed on them. He asks a salesman who says, “Five dollars for both of them.” “Yeah right, you’ve got to be joking with me!” the man says. “No, that’s the price,” the salesman says,…
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Life Stages Explained
On the first day God created the cow. God said, “You must go to the field with the farmer all day long and suffer under the sun, have calves and give milk to support the farmer. I will give you a life span of sixty years.” The cow said, “That’s a kind of a tough…
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Do Not Eat Guidelines
A Guide To Food Spoilage For Guys Eggs: When something starts pecking its way out of the shell, the egg is probably past its prime. Meat: If opening the refrigerator door causes stray animals from a 3 block radius to congregate outside your house, the meat is spoiled. Flour: If it wiggles…it’s spoiled. Lettuce: Bibb…
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Pork Or Woman?
A rabbi and a priest, long time friends, were having lunch together one day. Downing a forkful of fish, the priest asked the rabbi, “Moishe, in all your entire life, do you mean to tell me that you have never ONCE tasted pork? Be honest with me!” The rabbi answered, “Well, Ed, since you ask…
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Lawyers On Troubled Flight
An airliner was having engine trouble, so the pilot instructed the flight assistants to have the passengers take their seats and get prepared for an emergency landing. A few minutes later, the pilot asked the flight attendants if everyone was buckled in and ready. “All set back here, Captain,” came the reply, “except the lawyers…
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Successful Gallbladder Operation
An old fellow came into the hospital truly on death’s door due to an infected gallbladder. The surgeon who removed the gallbladder was adamant that his patients be up and walking in the hall the day after surgery, to help prevent blood clots forming in the leg veins. The nurses walked the patient in the…