Author: Leonard Kreicas
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Warning For Guys Seduced By Beautiful Women
How young women take advantage of older men.
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30 Translation Fails Guaranteed To Bring a Smile
In a Tokyo Hotel:Is forbitten to steal hotel towels please. If you are not person to do such thing is please not to read notis. In a Paris hotel elevator:Please leave your values at the front desk. In a Yugoslavian hotel:The flattening of underwear with pleasure is the job of the chambermaid. In the lobby…
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What Type of Tree Are You?
Instead of looking for your personality profile among the stars, try a tree instead. Here is a list of the personalities of people being born under each type of tree. THE MEANINGS ARE: APPLE TREE (the Love) ASH TREE (the Ambition) BEECH TREE (the Creative) BIRCH TREE (the inspiration) CEDAR TREE (the Confidence) CHESTNUT TREE…
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How Get Pay Raise
One day Margarita the maid asked the lady of the house for a pay raise. Madam was very upset about this and asked: “Now Margarita, why do you want an increase?” Margarita: “Well Madam, there are three reasons why I want an increase. The first is that I clean better than you.” Madam: “Who said…
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20 Commandments For Winning: The Blonde Playbook
If you’re a woman, follow these blonde commandments to rule your man. If you are a man, know you have been had by a dumb blonde when this list describes you.
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What Did Doctor Say After Patient Gets Mauled By Giant Insect?
Every night Joe would go down to the liquor store, get a six pack, bring it home, and drink it while he watched TV. One night, as he finished his last beer, the doorbell rang. He stumbled to the door and found a six-foot giant cockroach standing there. The bug grabbed him by the collar…