Author: Leonard Kreicas
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Undisputed Proof That Women Are Clever
A woman was out golfing one day when she hit her ball into the woods. She went into the woods to look for it and found a frog in a trap. The frog said to her, “If you release me from this trap, I will grant you 3 wishes.” The woman freed the frog and…
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12 Actual Answers For Driving Exam
The following are some of REAL answers on a driving exam given by the California Department of Transportation’s now defunct Saturday Traffic School. Needless to say, these were driving exam fails. Q: Do you yield when a blind pedestrian is crossing the road?A: What for? He can’t see my license plate. Q: Who has the…
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Warning For Guys Seduced By Beautiful Women
How young women take advantage of older men.
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30 Translation Fails Guaranteed To Bring a Smile
In a Tokyo Hotel:Is forbitten to steal hotel towels please. If you are not person to do such thing is please not to read notis. In a Paris hotel elevator:Please leave your values at the front desk. In a Yugoslavian hotel:The flattening of underwear with pleasure is the job of the chambermaid. In the lobby…
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What Type of Tree Are You?
Instead of looking for your personality profile among the stars, try a tree instead. Here is a list of the personalities of people being born under each type of tree. THE MEANINGS ARE: APPLE TREE (the Love) ASH TREE (the Ambition) BEECH TREE (the Creative) BIRCH TREE (the inspiration) CEDAR TREE (the Confidence) CHESTNUT TREE…
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How Get Pay Raise
One day Margarita the maid asked the lady of the house for a pay raise. Madam was very upset about this and asked: “Now Margarita, why do you want an increase?” Margarita: “Well Madam, there are three reasons why I want an increase. The first is that I clean better than you.” Madam: “Who said…