Author: Leonard Kreicas
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Post-Nuptial Contract
Humorous 10-Point Post-Nuptial Contract For Happy Marriages Whereas the aggrieved party (husband) and the aggrieving party (wife) have been involved in a long-standing dispute, and the husband is tired of arguing over the same stuff all the time, and whereas if the wife would listen to him, she would realize he is correct. Therefore the…
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Smart Parrot Gets Businessman in Big Trouble
When is a parrot smarter than a businessman? Read on to find out. A businessman discovers the passenger next to him, in the first-class cabin, is a parrot. They both take off and the stewardess asks what they would like to drink. “Glenlivet on the rocks with a twist,” says the parrot. The businessman orders…
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10 Question Oreo Personality Test Answers
The whole thing This means you consume life with abandon, you are fun to be with, exciting, and carefree with some hint of recklessness. You are totally irresponsible. No one should trust you with their children. One bite at a time You are lucky to be one of the 5.4 billion other people who eat…
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Shocking Description of Candy Kiss From Little Girl in School
A little boy’s first day in school and a teacher was going to play a “guessing game.” She passed out different items to each of the students and proceeded to asked each student what item they received. When it was the new boy’s turn, the teacher gave him a candy kiss. She said, “Do you…
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Truthful Comment About Beautiful Wife Gets Husband In Trouble
My husband was just coming out of anesthesia after a series of tests in the hospital, and I was sitting at his bedside. His eyes fluttered open, and he murmured, “You’re beautiful.” Flattered, I continued my vigil while he drifted back to sleep. Later he woke up and said, “You’re cute.” “What happened to ‘beautiful’?”…
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11 Sarcastic Tips Managers Wish They Could Give Their Associates
Never give me work in the morning. Always wait until 4:00 and then bring it to me. The challenge of a deadline is refreshing. If it’s a rush job, run in and interrupt me every 10 minutes to inquire how it’s going. That helps. Always leave without telling anyone where you’re going. It gives me…