Author: Leonard Kreicas
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Self-Esteem With 17 Undeniable Truisms
Build your self-esteem by not being a doormat for other people. Read these 17 thoughts as a blueprint to see how people with unshakable belief in themselves act and behave. I can please only one person per day. Today is not your day. Tomorrow’s not looking good either. I love deadlines. I especially love the…
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Pig Causes Accident and Other Road Rage Headlines
A man is driving up a steep, narrow mountain road. A woman is driving down the same road. As they pass each other, the woman leans out the window and yells, “PIG!” The man immediately leans out his window and replies, “BITCH!” They each continue on their way, and as the man rounds the next…
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Comical Explanations of Personal Ads by Men
40-ish 52 and looking for 25-yr-old Athletic Watches a lot of NASCAR Average looking Unusual hair growth on ears, nose, & back Educated Will patronize the shit out of you Free Spirit Banging your sister Friendship first As long as friendship involves nookie Fun Good with a remote and a six pack Good looking Arrogant…
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Superman Joke
Two men were drinking in the bar at the top of the Empire State Building. One turns to the other and says: “You know, last week I discovered that if you jump from the top of this building, by the time you fall to the 10th floor, the winds around the building are so intense…
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20 Whimsical Campground Rules That Actually Make Sense
The best backpacks are named for national parks or mountain ranges. Steer clear of those named for landfills. When using a public campground, a tuba placed on your picnic table will keep the campsites on either side vacant. Get even with a bear who raided your food bag by kicking his favorite stump apart and…
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Letter To IRS
Dear IRS, I am sorry to inform you that I will not be able to pay my taxes owed on April 15, due to the following reasons. I have already paid these taxes: When you do not receive my check on April 15, just know that it is an honest mistake. Please treat me the…