Author: Leonard Kreicas
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Electric Hypercars: What You Need To Know
Let’s have some by charging into take on the importance of car knowledge. Time to ditch the greasy hands, oily overalls and Flowmaster Outlaws. In the fast-paced world of automotive innovation, the pursuit of perfection and breathtaking performance has given rise to a new generation of auto buffs. Among the most awe-inspiring creations are the…
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Crazy Response To Offer By Exceptionally Beautiful Woman In A Bar
A man was sitting at a bar enjoying an after-work glass of wine when an exceptionally beautiful woman entered. She was so stunningly beautiful that the man could not take his eyes away from her. The young woman noticed his overly attentive stare and walked directly toward him. Before he could offer his apologies for…
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Joke About Man Trying To Walk On Water In Summertime
It seems that Kevin’s father, grandfather and great grandfather had all been able to walk on water on their 21st birthday. On that day, they’d walk across the lake to the boat club for their first legal drink. So when Kevin’s 21st birthday came around, he and his pal Corky took a boat out to…
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Two Little Johnny Jokes
A Sunday School teacher asked a little boy, “Johnny, where is God?” “In a bathroom of my house,” replied Johny. “Why do you say that?” inquired the shocked teacher. “Because every morning my daddy pounds on the door and says: “My God, are you still there?” Teacher: “How did Johnny lose the fingers of his…
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Funny Application To Date Daughter
Note: This application will be incomplete and rejected unless accompanied by a complete financial statement, job history, lineage, and current medical report from your physician. Please fill in the blanks: If I were shot, the last place on my body I would want to be wounded would be my____________________________ If I were beaten, the last…
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Mischievous Joke About What Happens When Lawyer Sleeps In The Barn
A banker, an engineer, and a lawyer were driving down a road when their car stopped working. Seeing a farmhouse nearby, they decided to stop by and ask if they could sleep overnight while their car was being repaired. “Sure”, replied the farmer, “but I only have two spare beds – one of you will…