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Two Little Johnny Jokes

Little Johnny Knows Where God Is

A Sunday School teacher asked a little boy, “Johnny, where is God?”

“In a bathroom of my house,” replied Johny.

“Why do you say that?” inquired the shocked teacher.

“Because every morning my daddy pounds on the door and says: “My God, are you still there?”


Little Johnny Loses Fingers

Teacher: “How did Johnny lose the fingers of his right hand?”

Student: “He put them in the horse’s mouth to see how many teeth he had.”

Teacher: “So, what happened?”

Student: “Well, the horse closed his mouth to see how many fingers Johnny had.”