A man was sitting at a bar enjoying an after-work cocktail when an exceptionally beautiful woman entered.
She was so stunningly beautiful that the man could not take his eyes away from her.
The young woman noticed his overly-attentive stare and walked directly toward him.
Before he could offer his apologies for being so rude to ogle her, the young woman said to him in a seductive manner,
“I’ll do anything, absolutely anything, that you want me to do, no matter how kinky, for $100 on only one condition.”
Flabbergasted, the man asked what that single condition was.
The young woman replied, “You have to tell me what you want me to do in only three words.”
The man considered her proposition for a moment, then took out his wallet from his pocket and slowly counted out five $20 bills, which he pressed into the hand of the beautiful woman.
He looked deeply into her eyes and slowly, meaningfully said, “Paint my house.”