Author: Leonard Kreicas
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8 Funny Marriage Vows
My dad and I were talking the other night about love and marriage. He told me that he knew as early as their wedding day what marriage to my mom would be like. The minister asked my mom, “Do you take this man to be your husband?” She said, “I do.” Then the minister asked…
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How Confession From Irish Girl Almost Gave Her Heart Attack
An Irish girl went to London to work as a secretary and began sending home money and gifts to her parents. After a few years, they asked her to come home for a visit, as her father was getting frail and elderly. She pulled up to the family home in a Rolls Royce and stepped…
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626 Life Truisms
626 Truisms to guide you through life’s journey. 100,000 lemmings can’t be wrong. A bachelor can only chase a girl until she catches him. A banker is a person who lends you an umbrella when it is dry and asks for it back when it starts raining. A bird in hand is safer than one…
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18 Differences Between Martha Stewart and Me
Martha’s way #1Stuff a miniature marshmallow in the bottom of a sugar cone to prevent ice cream drips.My way:Just suck the ice cream out of the bottom of the cone, for Pete’s sake. You are probably lying on the couch with your feet up eating it anyway. Martha’s way #2Use a meat baster to “squeeze”…
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How Does Older Man Perform This Miracle?
An 80-year-old man went to his doctor’s office for an annual checkup. The doctor asks the man how he’s feeling. The 80-year-old says, “I’ve never felt better. I have an 18-year-old wife who is pregnant with my child. What do you think about that?” The doctor considers his question for a minute and says, “I have…
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What 5 Men Visit A Frivolous Old Gal?
We old folks are worth a fortune now with silver in our hair, gold in our teeth, stones in our kidneys, lead in our feet, and gas in our stomachs. I have become a little older, and a few changes have come to my life since then. Frankly, I have become quite a frivolous old…