Author: Leonard Kreicas
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626 Life Truisms
626 Truisms to guide you through life’s journey. 100,000 lemmings can’t be wrong. A bachelor can only chase a girl until she catches him. A banker is a person who lends you an umbrella when it is dry and asks for it back when it starts raining. A bird in hand is safer than one…
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18 Differences Between Martha Stewart and Me
Martha’s way #1Stuff a miniature marshmallow in the bottom of a sugar cone to prevent ice cream drips.My way:Just suck the ice cream out of the bottom of the cone, for Pete’s sake. You are probably lying on the couch with your feet up eating it anyway. Martha’s way #2Use a meat baster to “squeeze”…
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How Does Older Man Perform This Miracle?
An 80-year-old man went to his doctor’s office for an annual checkup. The doctor asks the man how he’s feeling. The 80-year-old says, “I’ve never felt better. I have an 18-year-old wife who is pregnant with my child. What do you think about that?” The doctor considers his question for a minute and says, “I have…
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What 5 Men Visit A Frivolous Old Gal?
We old folks are worth a fortune now with silver in our hair, gold in our teeth, stones in our kidneys, lead in our feet, and gas in our stomachs. I have become a little older, and a few changes have come to my life since then. Frankly, I have become quite a frivolous old…
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Is Husband’s Excuse After Night Out Guts or Balls?
We’ve all heard about a husband’s excuse after a night out. Did he have the guts or balls to give them to his wife? But do you really know the difference between those types? In an effort to keep you informed, the definition for each is listed below… GUTS:Arriving home late after a night out…
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Tremendous Explosion Caused By This Fatal Last Act
A tremendous explosion happened in a gunpowder factory, and after all the debris had been cleared an inquiry began. One of the few survivors was asked for his statement. “Okay Simpson,” said the investigator, “you were near the scene, what happened?” “Well, it’s like this. Old Virgil Collins was in the mixing room when I…