Author: Leonard Kreicas
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Elderly Man Visits The Doctor With Embarrassing Problem
An elderly man goes to the doctor for his yearly physical, accompanied by his wife. When the doctor enters the examination room, he tells the elderly gentleman, “I need a urine and stool sample from you.” Being hard of hearing, he looks at his wife and asks, “What does he want?” His wife answers in…
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9 Funny Habits of Women Shoppers
Even time has no meaning at all to a lot of women shoppers. My wife left one morning on one of her now famous shopping expeditions announcing, “I’m going to do some shopping. I’ll be back in about $500.00 or so.” Woman shopper trying on outfit to saleslady: “It looks too much like something I…
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How Friend Lost Fortune Because of Secret Visit
Bob and his buddy Jack decided to go skiing for their spring break. They loaded up Bob’s minivan and headed north. After driving for a few hours, they got caught in a terrible blizzard and pulled into a nearby farm. They asked the attractive woman who answered the door if they could spend the night.…
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How To Stage A Fun Halloween Contest
The company’s Halloween party and contest are coming up. This year a young couple, Alex and Lily, decide to go Gothic for the fun event. Alex: “Lily, our company’s Halloween contest is our chance to unleash our inner spooky superheroes!” Lily: “Absolutely! I’ve been brainstorming, and I think I’ve got the perfect plan. You’re going…
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18 Ways To Insult A Lawyer Without Offending
You’re on a date and need to establish a relaxed and charming atmosphere. Using some humorous lawyer insults is a possibility unless your date’s a lawyer. When appropriate you can bond with a sprinkling of lawyer humor in a light and friendly demeanor. Be sure to add some chuckles or smiles as you tell the…
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Funny List of “Men Are Like” Sayings That Will Make You Laugh