Funny List of “Men Are Like” Sayings That Will Make You Laugh
- Alarm clocks
They can be loud and interrupt your peace.
- Bananas
The older they get, the less firm they become.
- Bank accounts
Once they withdraw, they lose interest.
- Bike Helmets
Handy in emergencies, otherwise they look ridiculous.
- Blenders
You need one, but you’re not quite sure why.
- Candles
They can burn out quickly if you don’t watch them closely.
- Cars
They require constant maintenance and seem to break down at the worst possible times.
- Cement
After getting laid, they take a long time to get hard.
- Chocolate bars
Sweet, smooth, and usually head right for your hips.
- Coffee
The best ones are rich, warm, and can keep you up all night long.
- Commercials
You can’t believe a word they say.
- Computers
Hard to figure out and never have enough memory.
- Clouds
When they go away, it’s a beautiful day.
- Coolers
Load them with beer, and you can take them anywhere.
- Copiers
You need them for reproduction, but that’s about it.
- Curling irons
They’re always hot, and they’re always in your hair.
- Department Stores
Their clothes should always be half off.
- Elevator Buttons
Push too hard and they stop working.
- Fireworks
They’re impressive for a while, but then they fizzle out.
- Gardens
They don’t bloom without attention.
- High heels
They’re easy to walk on once you get the hang of them.
- Horoscopes
They always tell you what to do, and they’re usually wrong.
- Ice Cream
They can be a cold and drippy, but you can’t resist them.
- Keys
You have try a few before you find one that fits.
- Lava lamps
Fun to look at, but not all that bright.
- Lawn Mowers
If you’re not pushing one around, then you’re riding it.
- Laxatives
They irritate the crap out of you.
- Mascara
They usually run at the first sign of emotion.
- Parking spots
The good ones are taken, and the rest are too small.
- Pizzas
Even the bad ones can be good sometimes.
- Placemats
They only show up when there’s food on the table.
- Playlists
You might not always understand the choices
- Plungers
They spend most of their lives in a hardware store or the bathroom.
- Popcorn
They satisfy you, but only for a little while.
- Potato chips
You can never have just one.
- Remote Controls
They’re always lost when you need them the most.
- Shampoos
They claim to do it all, but you’re not always convinced.
- Shoes
You have to try a few before you find the perfect fit.
- Snowstorms
You never know when they’re coming, how many inches you’ll get, or how long they will last.
- Treasury bonds
They take forever to mature.
- Vacations
They never seem to last long enough.
- Weather
Nothing can be done to change either one of them.
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