Author: Leonard Kreicas
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Sally Likes To Screw
It’s the spring of 1962, and Tommy goes to pick up his date, Sally. Tommy’s a pretty hip guy with his own car and the latest haircut. When he goes to the front door, Sally’s dad answers the doorbell and invites her handsome date inside the home. “Sally’s not ready yet, so why don’t you…
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High-Maintenance Date
Four excellent definitions of a high-maintenance woman are listed in the urban dictionary, such as “excessively talkative, over-reactive, highly emotional, attention-seeking female who requires a firm handler.” So in other words, the guy has a tiger by the tail and he better be prepared for the ride. This askmen.com guideline on high-maintenance dating compares…
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Photo of cats
While the picture makes it seem cats have great vision, the truth is their hearing is better than their sight. If this photo of cats may make a person want to avoid ugly hair root problems, the solution to ugly hair roots may be treated by a few simple methods: Avoid harsh chemicals and heat…
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War Is War
Once in a time of war, foreign troops looted all the villages, of their food, wine, and women. Before they could enter one such village, all the inhabitants wisely decided to leave, except for one young man, who had a 90-year-old grandmother to take care of. Eventually, the soldiers found the only occupied house and…
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39 timeless quotes on love that are still funny today
Quotes about love, romance, money, sex. men and women by Woody Allen, Oscar Wilde, and others.
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Physician Prescribes Suppositories
A senior citizen was not feeling very well, so his wife made him go to their family doctor. The physician examined him and said, “You’ve got an intestinal disorder. I’m going to prescribe some suppositories for you.” A few weeks later the doctor saw his patient in the neighborhood and asked him: “So, how did…