Author: Leonard Kreicas
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Fun With Trivia
Rubber bands last longer when refrigerated. Peanuts are one of the ingredients of dynamite. There are 293 ways to make change for a dollar. The average person’s left hand does 56% of the typing. A shark is the only fish that can blink with both eyes. There are more chickens than people in the world.…
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Florida Lottery Winner
I won the Florida lottery! I’m now a multi-millionaire! Can you believe it? I’m bouncing off the walls here! You see, although my ticket doesn’t have the exact winning numbers on it, I meant to pick those numbers. The ticket was very confusing when I was filling it out and so I ended up with the…
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Perfect Ham Sandwich
If you have children you will probably relate to this father. The names have been changed to protect the dignity of the father. As ham sandwiches go, it was perfection. A thick slab of ham, toasted bread, crisp lettuce, garden tomatoes and plenty of expensive, light brown, gourmet mustard. The corners of my jaw aching…
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Famous Sex Quotes
What comedians and celebrities have to say about sex. “What do I know about sex? I’m a married man.” Tom Clancy “I believe that sex is one of the most beautiful, natural, wholesome things that money can buy.” Steve Martin “You know that look women get when they want sex? Me neither.” Drew Carey “Documentation…
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How To Sell Anything
How To Sell Anythimg Want to improve your sales? Here is a lesson in salesmanship A young guy from Texas moves to California and goes to a big department store looking for a job. The manager says, “Do you have any sales experience?” The kid says, “Yeah, I was a salesman back home in Texas.”…
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Sarcastic Work Quotes
20 Things You’d Love To Say At Work But Can’t These brilliant work quotes may find you searching for another job. I don’t know what your problem is, but I’ll bet it’s hard to pronounce. I see you’ve set aside this special time to humiliate yourself in public. I’ll try being nicer if you’ll try…