Author: Leonard Kreicas
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20 Life Lessons That Will Make You Laugh, Roll Your Eyes, Maybe a Mic Drop
Life’s Lessons To Share God grant me the Senility to forget the people I never liked anyway, the good fortune to find the ones I do like, and the eyesight to tell the difference between them. Now that I am older, here’s what I have to share with you:
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Unholy Sights: Irish Ditch Diggers Discover Clergy’s Hidden Visits
A pair of Irish ditch diggers were repairing some roadside damage directly across the street from a house of ill repute, when they saw a Protestant Reverend lurking about and then ducking into the house. “Would ya look at that, Darby!” said Paddy. “What a shameful disgrace, those Protestant reverends sinning in a house the…
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Tech Troubles Gone Hilariously Wrong: Epic Computer Support Fail
This is a supposedly true story from a computer help desk service. Needless to say the help desk employee was fired for being honest. The person is currently suing the company for “Termination without Cause.” Employee “Cindy Williams, computer help desk operator; how may I help you?” Caller “Hi, I’m having trouble using my computer.”…
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How Not Relieve A Headache
Alex was moderately successful in the career, but as he got older he was increasingly hampered by incredible headaches. When his personal hygiene and love life started to suffer, he sought medical help. After being referred from one specialist to another, he finally came across a doctor who solved the problem. “The good news is…
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Sally Likes To Screw
It’s the spring of 1962, and Tommy goes to pick up his date, Sally. Tommy’s a pretty hip guy with his own car and the latest haircut. When he goes to the front door, Sally’s dad answers the doorbell and invites her handsome date inside the home. “Sally’s not ready yet, so why don’t you…
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High-Maintenance Date
Four excellent definitions of a high-maintenance woman are listed in the urban dictionary, such as “excessively talkative, over-reactive, highly emotional, attention-seeking female who requires a firm handler.” So in other words, the guy has a tiger by the tail and he better be prepared for the ride. This askmen.com guideline on high-maintenance dating compares…