Author: Leonard Kreicas
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Surprising Facts of Life In 1902
The average life expectancy in the US was forty-seven. Only 14% of the homes in the US had a bathtub. Only 8% of the homes had a telephone. A three-minute call from Denver to New York City cost eleven dollars. There were only 8,000 cars in the US and only 144 miles of paved roads.…
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Old Man Meets Satan
A few minutes before the church services started, the townspeople were sitting in their pews and talking. Suddenly, Satan appeared at the front of the church. Everyone started screaming and running for the front entrance, running over each other each other in a frantic effort to get away from evil incarnate. Soon everyone had exited…
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Good Bad Ugly
When Good events turn Bad, and then Ugly GOOD – Your hubby and you agree: no more kids. BAD – You can’t find your birth control pills. UGLY – Your 13 year-old daughter borrowed them. GOOD – Your husband understands fashion. BAD – He’s a cross dresser. UGLY – He looks better than you GOOD…
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One Rose
A gentleman was lured into a busy florist shop by a large sign in the window that read, “Say It With Flowers.” “Wrap up one rose,” he told the florist. “Only one?” the florist asked. “Just one,” the customer replied. “I’m a man of few words.”
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Human Resources Manager
One day while walking down the street a highly successful Human Resources Manager was tragically hit by a bus and she died. Her soul arrived up in heaven where she was met at the Pearly Gates by St. Peter himself. “Welcome to Heaven,” said St. Peter. “Before you get settled in though, it seems we…
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Man Asks For Directions
Unconfirmed reports are currently coming in to news bureaus that reportedly a man asks for directions near an intersection last night in downtown Columbus, Ohio. If true, the development will be the first known case of its kind in the Western world. The man, Frank N. Stein, 37, was on his way to meet friends…